Friday, 2 August 2013

THIS ONE IS FOR A STUDENT OF MY CLASS

GAALU  MERA  NAAM ,SABKO GAALNA  MERI  DUTY


GAALU MERA NAAM,CHALATAA HUUN SCOOTY
SABKO GAALNA HEE HAI MERI DUTY

LAMBE CHAUDE BANDEY KO,
GAALKAR KAR DETA HUUN CHOTTA,
MY EXPECTED ALL INDIA RANK ,
IS MOST PROBABLY IOTA!
JITNA FAST PADALO,
MUJHE LAGEGAA SLOW,
MAIN TO TUITION DETA HU,
VMC KE FOUNDERS KO!


GAALU MERA NAAM,I DIP BISCUITS IN FROOTI,
SABKO GAALNA HEE,HAI MERI DUTY,
MY NOTEBOOK WILL BE EMPTY,
AND THATS A LAW,
COZ AN IMAGINARY CIRCLE
IS WHAT I DRAW!
I AM SO COOL,
MAIN TO SABKA HERO,
MERE LIYE TO HAR EQUATION MEIN,
D IS LESS THAN 0!
WORLD`S EASIEST THING,
IS TO CALCULATE MY RANK,
COUNT THE TOTAL NO. OF PEOPLE,
WHO GAVE THE EXAM!

CLASS SE PEHLE NEWTON,
CLASS KE BEECH MEIN SLEEPING BEAUTY,
GAALU MERAA NAAM,
SABKO GAALNA MERI DUTY

DONT DOUBT MY POTENTIAL,
IT IS VERY VAST,
EVEN THOUGH HAR EXAM MEIN,
MAIN AATA HU LAST!
MAIN AUR MERA DOST
SHIPS HOTE,TO KEHLAATE TITANICS....
I DISCOVERED IOTA,
HE FOUNDED QUANTAM MECHANICS!!

JITNI VODKA PILAADO NAHI KARUNGAA MAIN ULTI,
GAALU MERAA NAAM,
SAKO GAALNAA HEE MERI DUTY




CREDITS-

GAALU`S PARENTS FOR CONTRIBUTING SO MUCH TO THE SOCIETY
BY BRINGING GAALU IN THIS WORLD!

DIVIJ CHOPRA FOR RECOGNIZING GAALU`S HIDDEN TALENT
 AND BRINGING IT TO LIGHT

ALL THE FANS OF GAALU FOR SUPPORTING ME
(MOSTLY STUDENTS AND FACULTY OF VMC GURGAON)













1 comment:

  1. Sanjhana Mathur4 August 2013 at 11:21

    HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
    Killer expression and humour!!
    vaise is this guy real?

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